lobbyist 

A person who is interested in basically bribing, without actually doing so, US Congressmen. Go against the principles of the Constitution because it makes the Senators and Representatives represent people other than their constituents. Take away the citizen's voice by making Congressmen more concerned with corporate fatcat profits rather than the good of the people.

"The lobbyist tried to get the Senator to pass the bill by buying him a hooker, but the Senator turned out to be gay, so the bill failed."

lobbyist by commiebobo March 19, 2009

lobbyist 

A corporate fatcat who is sent to Washington to manipulate politicians with money benefiting their industry

a lobbyist is the single-most disgusting vermin in the US next to the politicians.

lobbyist by [e-mail] August 15, 2007

Lobbyist 

Someone who gives up on helping the average American and sells his/her soul to make way more money. Then justifies it by saying something like “I need to make a living for my family” or some bullshit like that

The boy was raised by a single mother working hard for her children, and then he grew up and was hired as a lobbyist to represent Corporate America to cut all Maternity leave proposals from Congressional bills because money single mothers reduce Corporate American Executive bonuses.

Lobbyist by Shitty_english_teacher November 9, 2021

lobbyist ethics

the world's shortest college course

1. u know about lobbyist ethics?
2. those don't exist
1. exactly

lobbyist ethics by people eat ice cream April 26, 2021

Hotel lobbyist

A guest who spends more time in the lobby than their room. Usually talking to reception staff about uninteresting facts that no body asked about.

Guest: .... and you got to roll your fingers in a downwards motion. Don't tug at it, alot of people think its a tugging motion because it looks that way, but its not...
Receptionist1: oh .... I see?

half an hour later, the guest has just left the lobby. Receptionist is catching up on paper work with a colleague.

Receptionist2: So what was the hotel lobbyist going on about?
Receptionist1:I think he was teaching me how to milk a cow or something?

Hotel lobbyist by Shaniak June 7, 2010

Hobby Lobbyist 

A person who calls themselves pro-life, but is really only concerned with life from conception to birth, ignoring said child after it leaves the womb. True pro-life individuals are equally concerned with feeding, clothing, housing, educating and raising the child until it reaches maturity.

Also known as using the power of a corporation to spread your own religious beliefs.

I am tired of listening to you drone on and on about how pro-life you are. Didn't you vote for cuts in education, social services, WIC and comprehesive/inclusive healthcare for women? You've turned into such a negative, Hobby Lobbyist - all you care about is the fetus!

Hobby Lobbyist by [e-mail] July 7, 2014

Facebook Lobbyist

A Facebook friend who tries to influence election votes to sway to the candidate of their choice (and not necessarily yours) by posting endless political adds on the homepage wall of Facebook.

Every day I sign onto Facebook there's yet another posted ad or picture trying to sway me to vote for Romney (or Obama). My friends list seems to be full of Facebook Lobbyists!

Facebook Lobbyist by Mb59 October 18, 2012