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Kardashed expectations 

When the worldview of a young woman raised on all 18 TV seasons of Keeping Up With Kim, Kourtney, Khloe, Kris, Kylie and Kendall collides with 2020? not to mention? as if that weren't bad enough? their show gets canceled? I mean.
Growing up, she figured her days would like, be all, like, shopping, makeup, hair, like facials and stuff, and not like, unemployment? driving her mom's Kia to TJMaxx while wearing ugly-ass masks? This totally sucked and who was gonna pay for her Kardashed expectations?

Kardashed expectations 

Disappointment when the real world of 2020 does not keep up with the Kardashians.
Would like, Kim, Kourtney, Khloe, Kris, Kylie and Kendall ever, like, accept being canceled? It was rigged, fraudulent, they weren't leaving, and someone was gonna pay for her Kardashed expectations.

Kardashian

We wouldn't know anything about the Kardashians if O. J. hadn't chimped out and neither had Robert Kardashian tampered with evidence in favor of his friend Chimpson who was then absolved by the Black-Lies-Matter jury - obviously for them a couple of slashed throats don't matter if the skin color is not right.
Kardashian by O. W. Tongueincheek August 22, 2021

kardashianism 

A chronic condition of extreme self-indulgence, characterized by self-involvement, absence of moral character, histrionic attention-seeking, inappropriate sexual activity, and overly large buttocks.
After you bought your Bentley, I was convinced you suffered from Kardashianism.

The Kardashians 

"Oh no! He has the Kardashians!"
The Kardashians by CHKN SKRUBS October 9, 2016

Kunt Kardashian 

slang from Kim Kardashian and her dumb, rich, bitch, greedy attitudes and her slutty lifestyle.
Kim: I just made 18 Million on my wedding!
Random person: Yeah and it only lasted 72 days....
Random person 2: There's starving children in Africa you Kunt Kardashian
Kunt Kardashian by Kris Humphries November 3, 2011