count

Drug purchashing and inventory skills. The knowledge of how much weed one should get for a given price. Essentially, it is the typical street value for your area.

Can you believe he paid $50 for 2 grams! Man, that kid does NOT know his count. What a custy!

count by eSentrik27 December 8, 2007

count

what happens when you're iPhone (or other device) tries to autocorrect cunt.
This has since caught on to being used by people wanting a substitude more acceptable/funny way of saying cunt.

that dude is such a count... lol don't you mean cunt? damn autoINcorrect!

count by zkpilot April 13, 2011

count

A way to call someone a "cunt" in public that can easily be inserted into conversations politely, without the person knowing.

How is your day going, boss? I heard Jeremy was acting like the count of office and thought they run the show. He is far from nobility.

count by Andy Spalig March 28, 2019

Count

A not so common term for a male vampire, usually one with a rich wardrobe

"A coat like that will make even the most tan of humans look like a noble Count"

Count by Timothy Ouellette August 24, 2007

Count

A southern term to describe something as being good.

That there steak with ketchup was dun count ya'll

Count by kroon78 September 27, 2010

Count

a specific time of day when inmates need to be in their house and the CO's (Correctional Officers) go cell by cell making sure that each inmate is accounted for. You are to be on you bed/bunk sitting up and awake during the process. this usually happens at least 3 times daily.

I took a nap this afternoon but had to wake up for count.

Count by NotYourAvgWhiteGirl March 15, 2009

count

•To be of significance

• A low member of the nobility, or a high member of the gentry that has been awarded land.

Your opinion does not count...


The count has ordered the land owners to grant an extra pig to each serf, or pay them two groats a week.

count by Kung-fu Jesus July 10, 2004