craptask 

Noun: a task that is done other than pooping whilst on he toilet, such as reading the newspaper.
Verb: to do a task other than defecate whilst on the toilet.

N: dude, I'm so slammed for homework!

Just do it on the toilet dude, its a craptask.
V: In order to make better use of my time, I'm going to craptask by doing my homework on the toilet.
V2: Dude what is taking you so long?!

Chill, bro, I'm craptasking. ill be out in an hour.

craptask by laxmonster March 28, 2011

craptasking 

Craptasking (krap-tasking) n.
The concurrent operation of checking email, talking on one's phone, etc., while seated in a restroom stall.

I found this great article while craptasking yesterday.
I was craptasking and almost dropped the phone.

craptasking by saberthrow January 4, 2011

Craptastacle 

Craptastical - (crap-tas-tee-cul) a combination of the words crap, fantastic and spectacle. It is used sarcastically in a negative way. It is generally used to describe a failed, tacky or highly distasteful event, affair or gathering.

OMG! her birthday party was truly a craptastacle affair

Craptastacle by Dragonlady58 December 13, 2020

craptastrophe 

Any unexpected mess involving mass quantities of fecal matter.

A project or incident that has gone totally wrong.

Shoddy workmanship.

The babies diaper exploded..it was a total craptastrophe.

I fed my dog chinese last night and i woke up to a complete craptastrophe in my den.

John and I worked late and tried to fix the Holt project. After 6 hours its still a total craptastrophe.

craptastrophe by jen925 April 17, 2009

craptastic 

the zenith of crap; the highest level of crap that can be reached.

"These scrabble letters I keep getting are certainly craptastic." or "The service I receive from my cable provider is truly craptastic."

craptastic by Of the Sun March 2, 2010

craptastic 

(adj)
1. in a good sense, the quality of being so crappy that the object is humorous or desireable

2. in a bad sense, extremely crappy

etymology: blend of the words 'crap' and 'fantastic'

1. This place is awesomely cheesy! It's craptastic!

2. The break-up was awful. It was craptastic.

craptastic by Marchant July 28, 2004

craptackular 

Something that is so incredily crappy that you marvel at how something could ever be that spectacularly crappy, hence craptackular.

This foriegn exchange I am on is so craptacklar that I actually was had nothing better to do then write a deffinition for craptackular.

craptackular by Hilbo_the_Clown March 21, 2004