tempending 

depending on the temperature.

guy1 " hey are you going snowboarding today?"

guy2 " tempending"

tempending by mramazingpants March 19, 2011

van der tempeling 

The process of stooping to an unprecedent low to get what you want.

I sooo van der tempeled the other day, I had to lick my wife's shit to get her to lend me 5 bucks.

Please, don't say no, I am willing to van der tempel to get it. I will even stab my own mother for this service.

The other day, I saw this crack whore van der tempeling to get her fix!

van der tempeling by Employee_of_the_year July 15, 2009

teendingo

A large dick approximately 8-11 inches in length. Not a quite a mandingo yet.

He claimed to have a mandingo but then pulled it out to reveal the not fully matured teendingo.

teendingo by California Red Wings June 11, 2023