poomergency
When you will crap your pants if you don't go RIGHT NOW, but someone's occupying the only toilet available.
poomergency by monkey_chakra June 6, 2005
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A sudden, overwhelming urge to poop when there is no convenient bathroom. Poomergencies are known to occur frequently in shopping malls, while driving in the car, and at work.
I had the worst poomergency while walking my dog yesterday. I had to run into a random corner bar to use the facilities.
poomergency by Inthedoorwaylikeadream May 3, 2009
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Poomergency
3, 2, 1 - poo
Give me the keys, I have a poomergency!
Poomergency by MageOfSorts July 26, 2017
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poomergency by philbad February 23, 2020
Poomergency
Intense George's/ diarrhea shits that inevitably happen right after you leave a restaurant and get stuck in gridlocked traffic
As soon as we left China Buffet, dad had a Poomergency so bad that he left the car running Ina traffic jam to look for a bathroom and I had to take the wheel.
Poomergency by Ms.nursing December 1, 2015
Piemergency
The point at which a new diet and old habits collide, resulting a frantic, usually late night excursion to the local grocery where you wander the bakery searching for any combination of high fat, high sugar goodies to satisfy your sweet-toothed lust.
Large Marge: So, how's the diet going?
Fatty McFatterson: I totally blew it last night. I tried to fight it, but it was a piemergency. I HAD to get some sugar!
Fatty McFatterson: I totally blew it last night. I tried to fight it, but it was a piemergency. I HAD to get some sugar!
Piemergency by lostpyrate December 17, 2008
Permergency
Thee state in which a person is in a constant, never-ending, permanent emergency. It's usually brought on upon one's self, has no actual realistic or valid basis, and it affects everyone and everything around the person.
"She is sick a drama queen!!! If there isn't some kind of turnout or chaos happening, she will go out of her way to create it. She must always be in permergency; she wouldn't know how to live any other way. "
Permergency by AmatoryTeacher November 30, 2019