Fapple 

The onomatopoeic representation of masturbation in regards to the newest Apple products or features. A derivative of the word fap.

I told him, "Fapple about the iPad 2 press release some more, why don't ya? Try not to get any in your eye."

Fapple by ArchAbaddon March 17, 2011

Fapple 

The act of masturbating while drinking snapple.

Yeah bro, I had a major fapple sesh last night, it was very refreshing.

Fapple by Czaroule October 1, 2014

Fapple 

Noun
/fˈa-pəl/
• Like a caramel apple, but instead of caramel, it's semen. It gets its name because sometimes the apple is used to masturbate (fap) before being covered with the product of the masturbation (semen.
• An apple with a bite taken out of it that is used to masturbate (typically by putting the tip in the whole) and then the hole is filled with the semen created by masturbating with the apple.

Did you hear about James Charles sending a child his fapple?
I once saw Kanye West making a fapple in an alleyway near a dumpster.

Fapple by poopoounicorns123456 April 19, 2022

fapple 

n. Corruption of fap and apple, to refer to apple users who get excitied over anything apple so much that they probably mastrubate (fap) over them.

He is a total fapple.

fapple by Noogie Brown October 22, 2006

fapple 

When you fap into a bottle of snapple

Phil DeFranco made me want to fapple SO hard.

fapple by BlondeSugarr July 13, 2016

fapple 

To take an apple, cut a hole in it, and insert your dick into it and pretend like you're having sex with it.

"I'm gonna go fapple right now."

"Mother, buy me some apples at the market. I need them to fapple."

fapple by deathwish124 September 7, 2009

Fapple 

A fapple is when you combine two apple halves (Or haffles) to create a FULL apple. A FAPPLE. FAPPLE. Fapple.

Brother! We must combine our haffles to create a FAPPLE!

Fapple by Casual Cat January 26, 2011