scouching 

The act of squatting on a couch. Especially popular when one should actually be doing something more important.

Me: Have you done your homework yet?

Her: Nah.. I'm just scouching.

scouching by pimaconfit April 21, 2018

scouching 

sledding....on a couch...instead of a sled

Mary- "Hey Joe, wanna go sledding today?
Joe- "Fuck no mary, I'm going scouching."

scouching by ugggghhhhhhhhhhhhhlame January 19, 2011

couching distance 

The distance one can reach without leaving the couch or sofa.

That job is too far; it's not within couching distance.

I can't reach the remote control because it's not in couching distance.

couching distance by Ryan November 27, 2004

scrutching 

Using a crutch to scratch your legs since you are physically impaired at the moment to do the same with your hands.

To ward away the mosquito attack around his wounded leg, he was intensely scrutching himself.

scrutching by A.I.R January 16, 2010

Stoaching 

Absolutely disgusting/dirty/smelly to an unrivaled extent.

Greig: Oh my god what is that smell?
Dom: Sorry man, I haven't showered in a week..
Greig: Stoaching!

Stoaching by Cupán Tae October 7, 2017

scitching 

Grabbing on to a car or other motorized vehicle while on a skateboard, bicycle, or some other non-motorized form of transportation.

That dude got effed up real bad while scitching.

scitching by bluie- March 21, 2008

spotching 

It's when you slap a vagina with a spatchula

Man did you see that wicked spotching at the club yesterday ?

spotching by TLCSPOTCHER March 9, 2011