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Croshitting needle 

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An aid for constipation relief. Used much like a plumbing snake, the croshitting needle resembles a crosheting needle and should be used to yank tough shit out of your anus.
Joe: wow dude you were in the bathroom a long time
Dan: yeah, it would've been even longer but I had my croshitting needle with me to move things along.
Croshitting needle by Outofatent October 19, 2013
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croshitting 

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The action of crocheting while taking a shit.
Yo Kathy, can you please hurry up your croshitting? You're not the only one who has to take a dump.
croshitting by earlofpudding September 18, 2021
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croshitting 

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The act of sitting on the potty while making yarn garments for your friends.
Kaitlin Marie was croshitting as she was sitting on the potty making yarn mittens for Paislie and Ashley !
croshitting by Mom Linda November 26, 2006
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croshitting 

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The act of sitting on the potty while making yarn garments for your friends.
Kaitlin Marie was croshitting as she was sitting on the potty making yarn mittens for Paislie and Ashley !
croshitting by Mom Linda November 26, 2006
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breatharian 

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One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026
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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

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Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026
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