Myojine

A myojine is an attention whore, often called that way on online game forums.
Likes to make things up to make him or herself more intresting while in the mean time making a fool out of him or herself. All the feedback he or she gets is good, it doesn't matter if it is positive or (mostly) negative.
Will put everything about their life (often non-fiction) on online forums in posts to try and make drama, also seen as a troll.

PersonA; Ugh, you saw that person posting that drama the whole time on the forums?
PersonB; Yea.. such a myojine.. Always trying to get attention.

Myojine by theofflinecrunchy January 2, 2011

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Myōjin Yahiko

One of the main protagonists from the Rouroni Kenshin anime. After being rescued by Kenshin he trains in the Kamiya Kasshin-ryu swordfighting style and in the after-story he learns the Kamiya Kasshin-ryu ultimate technique (Which is catching your opponents sword between your fingers and wielding it against them).

Hym "OH SHIT! Did someone kill themselves because of me? Was that it? Who was it? Kristen? Did I go all Myōjin Yahiko catcher of blades on somebody and turn the thing they were doing to me against someone else but to greater effect!? That is TRAGIC! To be fair, they started it! HAHAHAHAHA!! And you blame me!? That is unreal. That has got to be sour. Is that why you want me to kill myself so bad? Because my existence (and your willingness to participate in whatever it is you call this) disproves your entire world view? Wow guys... Just wow! That is wild! You know, the generic one made reference to something along those lines. And I thought back and felt bad and, now, this? Well, shit. Now I feel bad."

Iam "Do you really?"

Hym "Yes! If I have control over life and death; I would at least want someone who had earned my ire to die! Man that is sad. For a multitude of reasons. The first of which being that it's literally the last wrong of which I would have ever thought. WOW! That is sad! 'WhY dO gEt To LiVe If ShE dOeSn'T!?' Wow! That is some childish/Old Boy type shit if I have ever seen it."

Iam "Oh man... That shit is depressing..."

Hym "Yeah! It is! Wow!"

Myōjin Yahiko by Hym Iam May 18, 2022

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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