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Africane 

Noun Af-ri-keyn

A derogatory term used against black African-Americans. It is used to describe the often violent riots and buffoonery that occur in mass scale when entire communities of colored people of African descent feel a racial injustice has occurred against them.

The word is derived from the combination of African and Hurricane because these events (which are exclusive to people of black African descent) share similarities with a severe storm. Many of the signs of an "Africane" are shop fires, overturned cars, mass looting, and severe violence against weak white men and pregnant white women.

Most Africanes occur on at least a metropolitan scale, but are known to have spread at a both regional and national scale.
Examples:

1. "Earl, get the popcorn ready. There is going to be an Africane after the jury deliberates on the Ferguson case."

2. "Boy, were those niggers chimp'n the fuck out. It was a good thing it didn't turn into a Africane, we wouldn't have made it out alive."

3. "Sharon, don't leave the house now you hear? There's an Africane going on out there. I don't want you to lose the baby."

4. "Today we need to board up the windows and if there's any left buy some additional paramilitary gear and guns for this Africane that is coming."
Africane by TheVenerable7x7 November 25, 2014

african american gentleman

A term white people like to use because they think saying "black guy" just isn't politically correct.
Person A: Do you remember Mark from the party last night?

Person B: No, what did he look like again?

Person A: He was the African American gentleman in the blue shirt.

African Soup 

The act of deficating and urinating in a bucket then covering with a plastic bag and letting ferment in the sun for 2-3 weeks. Once the inner pressure has the bag puffy you insert a straw and inhale the fumes to get high.
That african soup you made was bomb! You must have ate alot of Broccoli.
African Soup by Ranchgirls December 8, 2020

Afrikaner 

A term used for those of Dutch, French Huguenot, German Protestant (& others) descent who speak Afrikaans living in Southern Africa: The Republic of South Africa, Botswana & Namibia. The ancestors of Afrikaners arrived in the Cape begining in 1652 & are divided between those in the Cape & those of Voortrekker descent.
He spoke Afrikaans & was native to South Africa considering himself much more African than European hence he must be an Afrikaner.
Afrikaner by Ron Palmer. November 11, 2003

African-American Friday 

The politically correct reference of "Black Friday"- the shopping day following Thanksgiving.
I woke up at 3:00am on African-American Friday to go Christmas shopping.
African-American Friday by Frank Big November 29, 2010

African toeing 

The act of shoving one's toes in someone's anus and twisting them around.
"I heard you're into African toeing, wanna hook up later? x"
"Yeah Bob, I was African toeing her last night and she's been all over me ever since."
African toeing by c8m8kek October 24, 2016

African Gold 

/ˈafrikən gōld/
Noun

1. Another way of saying water.

The term "African Gold" refers to the scarcity and rarity of water within the global region of Africa.

Although african gold is a luxury to the blacks, it is nothing but a normality to western countries.

Typically, the women of an african tribes would travel countless days to reach the gold mine otherwise known was the water well.
The proper ritual in which one is able to bring african gold back to their village is by carrying it on your head only.
African 1: click clack clock dook dook african gold?
African 2: dokdokdok cluck dok!

Jerome: Damn nigga! After a tiring game of basketball, all I need is a big ol' bottle of african gold!

Tyrone: Hey where's Jamal? He's been gone for like 10 days!

Laqwanda: Oh, he's just out getting some african gold!