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Pepto Jizmol 

n: The pink gooey substance that leaks out of a menstruating woman after you spunk in her junk.
Shit baby, grab a towel, you are dripping pepto jizmol all over the carpet
Pepto Jizmol by SkoalReaver December 1, 2010
Related Words
achieveing something just to prove it can be done
jismole by porkbips April 14, 2003
1. Said upon the process of completing a task or obligation.
2. A spinning city off.
jismo, jismo, jismole
jismole by jimfrey April 7, 2003
1. moment of completion i.e. ejaculation
jismole by Anonymous April 22, 2003

Jizmotectec 

1. a creature or personage of shocking and unfathomable vanity, hate, selfishness, cruelty, tailoring, and diet beverage consumption.... Also a pathological fear of being spotted in daylight or with a individual below his perceived caste. And paisley headbands. Heavy smoker and prone to bingeing on 7Eleven taquitos, and Protein Bars and purging.

2. A bitch with a dark broken soul....Anjelica Huston, Courtney Love, Bettie Davis.
"That Jizmotectec is soaking in Aqua di Parma like a cheap italian prostitute."

"Does that common Jizmotectec even have eyes?"
Jizmotectec by TyrantBobby September 24, 2011
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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