shrimpressive 

adj. (1) So small that it is impressive; (2) So underwhelming that it is impressive; (3) amazingly small

John: Yo, check out the rock on George's fiancee's finger.
Paul: Yeah, it's only about a quarter carat.
Ringo: Yeah, it's very shrimpressive.

shrimpressive by Just changin' November 23, 2010

Simpressive 

When a person, who is a Simp, in shameless glory declares; a non-existent, remedial, or irrelevant topic as defeated, solved, or won. Also when an ego-driven, yet, low-mentality person produces real world results, that are not up to standard expectations, and declares any basic victory as unique or divine predestination.

John Paul, a rich kid with no job, proudly declares he understands the entire medical profession because he skimmed an article, his simpressive character will create plenty of mocking chatter around the country club.

Simpressive by bentslightly January 4, 2022

Simpressive 

A word to describe a Mega Simp, a guy who will do anything for any person ever. He constantly puts themselves below anyone.

“Wow it’s Simpressive how much money Alinity still makes!”

Simpressive by Cock and Ball Man June 19, 2020

simpressive 

simpy even for simp standards

one guy makes love on one girl and automatically hate all the others, that's simpressive

simpressive by Deadboydoor517 April 20, 2021