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noun \ˈpir - rȯids\

1. A mass of dilated veins in swollen tissue at the margin of the anus or nearby within the rectum, bleeding profusely as if on the rag.

2. Preferred spelling of period to those who can't spell worth a shit.
Ex: "Auburn fans are so asshurt over $cam Newton, a Tucks the size of a pancake won't relieve the pain from their peroids."
Peroids by SRFL November 20, 2010
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man-periods 

a male bitching about something and acting childish and rude to people.
ipv6freely/Chris is having his man-periods once more.
man-periods by binary-zero February 9, 2010
Body wants baby

Body doesn't get baby
Body wants revenge
You can bleed for a week without dieing but you want to die

Or some thing that looks like a dot ............................
Dang I hate periods .
Periods by CALENDARS May 20, 2016
Time of the month in which all woman over the age of 12 (depends) become .....

----> EVIL <----
"Dude lets hang at ur house... "

"FUCK NO! not now man... my wife is having her...*whispers* periods..."

"OH SHIT! dang scratch that man... im goin to the bar!! This is why im single!"
Periods by Blu blu bla bla June 2, 2008
When people trying to tell you something different but you already know you fine
BITCH, Im cute PEROIDT
Peroidt by Tharealsamm September 10, 2018

trump periods 

A term use to describe the worst periods in existence. Trump periods are typically when periods that never end, have big chunks, cramps to when your curled up onto the bathroom floor crying and when your favourite crack that’s supposed to save you is unavailable. When someone is on a trump period run for your life, but leave the candy, blankets, painkillers and tampons at the door. Trump periods, like trump himself, are awful, painful, disgraceful and most of all, horrendously large and obnoxious
1: she’s on her trump period leave her alone

2: what’s trump period ?

1: A term use to describe the worst periods in existence. Trump periods are typically when periods that never end, have big chunks, cramps to when your curled up onto the bathroom floor crying and when your favourite crack that’s supposed to save you is unavailable. When someone is on a trump period run for your life, but leave the candy, blankets, painkillers and tampons at the door. Trump periods, like trump himself, are awful, painful, disgraceful and most of all, horrendously large and obnoxious

2: shit.
Periods
P - Psychiatric
E - Evaluation
R - Required
I - Insane
O - Occasionally
D - Dangerous
S - Sicko

PMSFL
P - Pre
M - Menstrual
S - Syndrome's
F - Fuckin
L - Lethal

Recurring cycle of physical changes that occurs in reproductive age females.
Take your hands into your own life if you go near a maniac female who’s having her periods. Take my advice and run like fuck at this time of the month

Psychiatric Evaluation Required Insane Occasionally Dangerous Sicko
Pre Menstrual Syndrome’s Fuckin Lethal
Psychiatric evaluation required insane occationally dangerous woman with her monthly periods

Pre menstrual syndrome's fuckin lethal
PMSFL – Pissin My Self Fuckin Laughin
PERIODS by TERRIFIED MAN February 27, 2008