Periods 

Body wants baby

Body doesn't get baby
Body wants revenge
You can bleed for a week without dieing but you want to die

Or some thing that looks like a dot ............................

Dang I hate periods .

Periods by CALENDARS May 20, 2016

Periods 

Time of the month in which all woman over the age of 12 (depends) become .....

----> EVIL <----

"Dude lets hang at ur house... "

"FUCK NO! not now man... my wife is having her...*whispers* periods..."

"OH SHIT! dang scratch that man... im goin to the bar!! This is why im single!"

Periods by Blu blu bla bla June 2, 2008

PERIODS 

Periods
P - Psychiatric
E - Evaluation
R - Required
I - Insane
O - Occasionally
D - Dangerous
S - Sicko

PMSFL
P - Pre
M - Menstrual
S - Syndrome's
F - Fuckin
L - Lethal

Recurring cycle of physical changes that occurs in reproductive age females.
Take your hands into your own life if you go near a maniac female who’s having her periods. Take my advice and run like fuck at this time of the month

Psychiatric Evaluation Required Insane Occasionally Dangerous Sicko
Pre Menstrual Syndrome’s Fuckin Lethal

Psychiatric evaluation required insane occationally dangerous woman with her monthly periods

Pre menstrual syndrome's fuckin lethal
PMSFL – Pissin My Self Fuckin Laughin

PERIODS by TERRIFIED MAN February 27, 2008

Periods 

A blood horror that comes out of women’s pussy every month.

Becky: ‘ Fuck I started my period ’
Kassie: ‘ Am I stained ?’

Melody: ‘ These cramps are killing me ’

Periods suck dick

Defind

Periods by nuckle head May 7, 2018

Periods 

the time of the month when a Women goes through legit hell.

Kiki- “she bein a bitch I bet u she got her periods.”
Tony- “so I’m not a dad?”

Periods by bobnutsack February 9, 2020

Periods 

BOYS when a girl is on her period she may be a bitch but don't you fucking dare to upset her or she'll give you a bitch slap also buy her comfort foodmost of the time this is chocolate but... It could be any food that makes her happy also if your girlfriend needs you to get her pads DO NOT ASK SOMEONE EXEPT FOR HER and dads same thing its okay to ask an employee than she unleash Godzilla on you also if she doesn't want to go out DONT FUCKING FORCE HER or she will once again unleash Godzilla

Girl=babe I'm on my period can you get me food and pads
Boy=*at shops* bAbe WhAT sIZe d0 YoU wEAr
Lesson don't annoy hormonal girls on their periods

Periods by Th0000tttttt April 24, 2020

Periods 

When you feel like an aching ball of blood and sadness. You also want chocolate and pretzels(just me?), to be wrapped in a blanket burrito, and blood is coming out of your nether regions because your uterus is mad that you didn't get pregnant.

Periods are bad.

Periods by big.chungus October 1, 2020