Closing The Goddamn Door

A memeable referance to the classic song by Panic! At The Disco: "I Write Sins, Not Tragedies"

"Haven't you people ever heard of Closing The Goddamn Door, no?"
"Wtf Brendon! We're at a wedding!"
"Oh yes but what a shame, what a shame the poor grooms bride is a whore."
"Oh dear lord..."

Closing The Goddamn Door by OmgIt'sLeafy December 17, 2016

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Cloinger

A person with a walrus mustache, that flies expensive kites. Also has problems with bathing, and loves larger women. In rare circumstances their teeth are appearing to rot/glow with a yellow light. Generally believed to guard personal beliefs that black people can't swim, and asians love to do math, and backs them up with "statistics".

Brush your teeth, those things are Cloinger...

Cloinger by robert the crutch May 21, 2011

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human cloning

Artificial reproduction of humans invented by koreans, being the reason why they look exactly like one another.

They look exactly like one another due to human cloning.

human cloning by KoreanCloneWars January 7, 2010

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cloying

Overly sweet or sentimental

The deathbed scenes in the novels of Dickens are famously cloying: as Oscar Wilde said, "One would need a heart of stone to read the death of Little Nell without laughing."

cloying by Larstait November 10, 2003