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Telechav 

Telechav

A TV contender (usually from a reality show), who becomes famous for stupidity, fecklessness, imbecilic behaviour, naivety, crudeness, rudeness and general chav behaviour and chav attitudes (see Chav in the dictionary).

A telechav is really a super-chav who, once famous, has the means and media exposure to expand the bounds of chavism:

· They can spend more time and money at the hairdressers having chemicals put on their hair to make it look like a cheap sparkly nylon wig.
· They can get drunk/drugged up more often and get into more fights and have sex in a better class of toilet.
· They have baby chavs (rather than use the chav contraceptive -an ab….) and call the little chavs stupid names and dress the creatures in miniature chav outfits (branded sports clothes/shoes that sell for 200 times more than they cost to produce) and have the little chavs pieced about their bodies for gold plated studs and rings to be inserted.
· Telechavs are the modern equivalent of the sideshow Geek seen in travelling shows in the USA in the 1930s, but are much more abundant.
Having one eye taken out (right eye is more fashionable) and replacing it with a gold plated orb is all the rage with telechavs.

Telechav speak: "ah fink am qween of media un stuff coz am stlye like dat un evryfink - rilly"
Telechav by Emu February 26, 2004
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telechase 

Chase (persuade) over telephone for paying back the outstanding.
I used to telechase our debtors, preferably in the evening, to pay back the long outstanding first to resume fresh credit supplies.
telechase by nkprkp January 21, 2022
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Telecharge 

The wireless transmission of an electrical charge through a distance without metal to metal contact.
1. Hin wanted charge his phone without needing to connect the USB cable every time, so he went down to the electronics store and bought a telecharger. He is now telecharging his phone's battery.

2. A macaque monkey found herself in a tropical storm with heavy thunder and lightning while running through a jungle clearing. Unfortunately she got telecharged and did not survive.
Telecharge by nimbys_suck May 27, 2017

Telecharge 

"Dude, I'm gonna telecharge some pr0n."
Telecharge by Soiled Undergarment October 15, 2003

Telecharity 

From "telemarketer" and "charity".

A telemarketer call that solicits money or support for a charity or other non-profit organization. This call does not ask you to buy any kind of product or service, but instead asks you to perform some service or donate money.

Notorious for not taking "no" as an answer. Frequently calls, and will "call back later" if desired person(s) are not available.
Telecharity caller: "Hello, may I please speak to Mr. Smith?"

John: "May I ask who's calling?"
Telecharity caller : "This is Ray calling on behalf of (charity name) and I'd like to ask you to show your support by..."
John: *click*

Mary: "Who was that?"
John: "Just another telecharity asking for money."
Telecharity by MizunoBara August 28, 2012

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
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“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
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