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A cooler, more socially excepted way of saying "oops."
Can Jimmy play? Oots.
oots by toight December 8, 2004
Phonetic interpretation of the club on a busy night. Translates roughly to 'awesome' or 'slick'; can also be "performed" (see example) to agree with plans for the evening. Only comes across properly when spoken repeatedly.
NOTE: Usage of "oots" requires multiple instances in a row. More than two, less than six. Three tends to be a happy medium. When spoken, feel free to go beyond this limit.

1. "Hey let's go to that crap goth club Pyramid, at least the DJ tonight is sposda be good. Oots oots oots!"

2. "Dude that looks great, oots oots oots!"

Can also be used literally:

3. "I was standing so close to the speaker that my head was all like oots oots oots oots oots…"
oots by InvaderJ September 16, 2009
Orgasm on the spot! Used to express either complete exhiliration or overwhelming sexual excitement.
For example, oots when i saw your hot bod. In the movie Hard Candy, directors wanted to use this term, however, they thought it would be too controversial for a young girl to use.
oots by thonggirll November 6, 2006
a form of oops or opps; usually used when something has just occured that was A: either unexpected, or B: embarrassing, or C: out of character
Oots! I Farted!
oots by Anonymous February 26, 2003

Poured too much wooter In the oots 

A.K.A. "Pouring too much water in the oats." Referring to that of making oatmeal and pouring too much water. Another way to express 'fucking something up.'
I forgot a lighter! I poured too much wooter in the oots!
Jimmy: I saw the neighbour leave this morning at 3AM.

Mark: Oh yeah, he's in the OOTSK.

Jimmy: WTF?

Mark: Order Of The Sleepless Knights - he's a freight pilot.
OOTSK by Scandinavian March 29, 2008