Bumble

A wannabe high class Version of Tinder consisting of an unusually high percentage of "hot chicks". Which appears at first, satisfactory since the female must start conversation with the male (weeding out the guys at home who try to beat their friends "most masterbation in a day record"). Inevitably, it turns into another waste of time since there's about a 1/15 chance of ever meeting the girls. Girls which love to give out their numbers and text you pointless shit that you can hear from any high school hallway.

Bill: dude, how's that new bumble app?
Lance: Bill, I got like 5 numbers in a week and know 24 different girls favorite colors!
Bill: nice! You get any tail??
Lance: nah, ghosted buy 12, 6 ended up being Trannys and the other 6 just keep texting me but never wanna meet up

Bumble by Joe Balls June 6, 2016

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Bumble

Like Tinder but better. Largely filled with white people, like Chad, Brad, Jad, and Tad.

Most are some sort of CEO, co founder or entrepreneur and the rest are finance bros. Everyone is a “world traveler,” after visiting a mind blowing 10 countries!

Less weirdos than Tinder but more douches in exchange.

Claire: I’m going on a Bumble date tonight with a tech entrepreneur. So excited.
Lea: But is it a company of 1 employee/himself? Maybe I should update mine to “Founder of Self”

Bumble by TooBusyNexting November 22, 2018

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bumble

Belfast slang for an Ecstasy tablet. Derived from 'bumble-bee'

'Mate them bumbles got me wiped riiiiiite out'

bumble by Cal_gyd June 16, 2006

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bumble

A description of a girl who is a bit tubby but is cute and is probably nice to cuddle. Posessing a relitivy large, but perfectly formed "bummable" backside.

That girl Charlotte, she's so bumble.

bumble by Gary July 27, 2004