Turbo Deuche

the most intense deuche bag of all. He/she recognizes the extent of their obnoxiousness and revels in it. The most intense form of deuche, a deuche for all ages.

Man that charliedrawsagun guy is unbearable! what a turbo Deuche!

Turbo Deuche by TheS-Box September 25, 2010

turbo deuce 

The ultimate in deucular pleasure. This fucking deuce is so hot, that your ass will explode on impact... As yor rectum fires feces at an astronomical rate be it either solid or liquid often resulting in spizzle barf

Man, I gots to drop a turbo deuce like Bruce done ridden Spruce Moose and goddamn it'll be colored chartreuse.

turbo deuce by Larry Schonsleberry III December 12, 2003

turbo deuce 

the shit you have to take after drinking coffee, this shit will make you sweat that cold sweat...this shit will not wait for you to find the cleanest bathroom in your workplace...this shit won't even let you put an ass gasket down on the toilet

Abdullah: Damn Kevin you came through with those bomb doughnuts from Aroma's...wait where are you going...
Kevin: (while holding his ass) ey man...i gotta go to the bathroom, i drank some coffee this morning with my niggaz in the V and i got the turbo deuce comin...

turbo deuce by STREETLIGHTS February 26, 2010

Turbo Douche 

A person who is the pentacle of douchedom.

Jim is such a turbo douche and nobody likes him.

Turbo Douche by MarzMan February 18, 2024

Turbodeuce 

a variation of the "#2"; with high explosiveness. Extreme projectile diarrhea.

"Yo brad why did you run out in the middle of that board meeting?"

"I totally had an intestinal meltdown and killed the office toilet with a turbodeuce."

Turbodeuce by elhefe1981 April 7, 2009

Turbodouche 

(tə bəu) (dōōsh) - Noun: The penultimate douchebag; aggressive in their quest to outdo other douchbags in their douchebaggery. See: Paris Hilton, Justin Bieber, their fans, et alia.

Only surpassed in douchebaggery by the older, more experienced douchebags: The Biggest Douche In the Universe.

Jean: Did you see that Justin Bieber is yet again regaling us with his exploits?

Jeannie: What a fucking turbodouche.

Turbodouche by Retard Yoke November 22, 2014

Turbodouche 

the worst of the douchebags; agressive in their quest to outdo the doucheist of douchebags

That guy Simon is a giant turbodouche

Turbodouche by Pteven27 March 19, 2019