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1) Scottish colloquialism, a stupid person, a figure of ridicule.
Coca Cola is made from dried beetles.

Is it?

Of course not you numptie.
numptie by fgf November 14, 2003
Related Words
"Font seat's for people who haven't been kidnapped by fucking numpties"
Numpties by pseudonyyyyym May 5, 2018
The shithead, rock ogre beings that abducted Basilton Grimm Pitch in the book Carry On.
"The front seat is for people who weren't kidnapped by fucking numpties"
Numpties by yeet_yut November 28, 2018

Numptide 

Someone who, though normally very intelligent, has done something stupid or clumsy

Pronounced nump-tide
Fred drops his phone
"Fred you absolute numptide"
Numptide by bifs101 October 28, 2016
Plural form of the word numpty. If you collect enough together you can form an SWS UK. When correctly abused they will produce oh oh spaghetti ohs which will result in products being not completely ready.
The numpties have f*@ked it up again!
Numpties by Ben September 19, 2003
A cross between a nummie (num-nuts) and a humptie (short fat person)
numptie by rKingie June 19, 2008