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Adjective used to describe the state of activities performed in relation to a corporate or private network, typically via a VPN. When onlan, internal resources are available, as one has a connection through a VPN. Interestingly, depending on the setup of the VPN, offlan resources--such as public web sites--may be inaccessible.

Antonym: offlan
Sorry, but the files you want are only available onlan. You'll need to connect to the VPN to download them.
onlan by TizzyD September 22, 2010
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Booru-like anime site named after the Japanese word with the same name which means "masturbation"
Straight Guy: Hey man are you on onani.xyz?
Homosexual Guy: Nah! onani.gay works better.
onani by dirt 💖 May 7, 2022

Sword Art Online 

oh fuck i can’t log out of sword art online
A religion followed by people who stan the orlando family of canada, it has 11.3 million followers.
I converted to orlandism when I started stanning Johnny Orlando
Orlandism by Eggyorlando October 1, 2019

GTA Online 

GTA V but it's multiplayer and is filled with modders and people who kill everybody in sight with their Oppressor MK2 and takes forever to load.
Me: Ima play some GTA Online.
*20 minutes later*
Me: *snore* Ah what? Oh I'm finally in!
*Guy with Oppressor MKII kills me*
Me: Bullcrap!
*Respawns*
*Modder drops money on everybody*
Me: Uhhhh, I'm leaving.
*Presses Alt+F4*
GTA Online by BigBoi Gaming November 6, 2019

Johnny Orlando 

A loving boy who cares for his fans. He does not deserve any hate. He perfect. He’s a kind kid. He cares for people. He’s just a dream boy. Like u should want him as your boyfriend. He’s just an all around amazing person.
What he said he loved her and cared for her”

“Guess he’s being a Johnny Orlando

Johnny Orlando 

the cutest and most talented human ever , HE IS THE DEFINITION OF PERFECT , every girl wants him as their boyfriend