Bobcatted 

When you get punched to the ground and then stomped on.

Omar bobcatted Bobcat

Bobcatted by 1264 Brudder September 26, 2019

bobcatting

the only way to reach 100% lax mode, involving chilling so hard in the most comfortable position humanly possible.

could include, but not limited to, bringing your mattress from bedroom to tv room, owning feather pillows, receiving dome while in any form of lax state

Tim: What did do do last night bro?
Ty: Nadda, rolled so deep into bobcatting
Tim: right on

bobcatting by brotamus prime October 17, 2011

becatted 

Held down by one or more cats sitting or sleeping on you on a bed or in a chair.

Sorry I couldn't get up -- I was becatted.

becatted by Shoaler October 17, 2010

boopatted 

A boopatted is a term that is used to describe the past tense of being both booped and patted. This applies to people who are feeling sad and need help.

Nick was boopatted by John because Nick had a stomach ache

boopatted by Joon Kim July 17, 2018

bobcatting

A girl that is sitting in the middle back seat of a car after a shitload of drinks (optional) between two blokes and wanking them simultaneously - ever seen how someone drives a bobcat with a joystick either side?

Sharon was so shitfaced the other night, she was bobcatting her hubbies best man and her second cousin in the back seat on the way home from the engagement party while her fiancee was driving up front!

bobcatting by Spunkmeister February 11, 2008

Bobcated 

to be slaughter by one of a Bel Air Bobcat. Usually a Fallston cougar is harmed in this situation.

Wow, you just got Bobcated!

Bobcated by jeffyyyy February 8, 2008

Bobbitted 

The, ahem, barbaric act of cutting off a guy's penis. Named for one such lucky guy, John Bobbitt, whose then-wife sliced off his manhood before tossing it in the woods. (Don't worry, they found it later).

Charlie: Have you heard that Tom got Bobbitted?

Carrie: He deserved it. Tom cheated on Miranda with Allie, Julie and Kate, and he was working on Erica. What a cad!

Charlie: I hope that I didn't eat his wiener with mustard and relish for lunch. He's gross!

Bobbitted by The Real Canadian April 29, 2019