Cumf 

Having an orgasm and farting at the same time.

Dude, I totally cumfed when she was blowing me yesterday.

Cumf by Cumf Santa October 4, 2012

cumf 

It is a sly way of saying "CUNT" we all know that women detest the word so may help u stop saying the word.

Fuck u ya cumf !!!

cumf by dntcare June 30, 2022

Cumf fu 

the skillful art of being extreamly comffy

my friend is a master of cumf fu when he is laying back in his lazy boy

Cumf fu by jay korn January 22, 2007

cumfarter 

1. A person farting moments after his partner finishes inside him/her.

2. A term used as to have the last word in a lame insult competition.

3. The outcome of your flatulence if you're put behind bars and have a pretty face.

Example 1:
Jack and Jake are in the tub. Jack cums in Jake

Jack: "I'll be right back to blow you, don't finish without me."

3min later Jack returns only to find the tub water murky in cum....

Jack: I thought I told you to wait

Jake: I did, I just farted...

Example 2:

-You're a dickwipe
-Oh yeah? Well you're a Cumfarter! ...I win!

cumfarter by aristophaneftw1 November 18, 2011

cumfortable pants 

A pair of trousers which were used to clean up seamen, that still get worn.

I can't believe Greg still wears his cumfortable pants after I used them to clean spunk of that Polish girl's face

cumfortable pants by Crocodile Dandee November 8, 2010

Cumfire 

When a man fires his creamy load on a girl.

Slater shot off his creamy load in my pussy last night! His cumfire is the best!

Cumfire by dabmaster101 May 24, 2016

CUMFLUDGE 

Noun, when a person has been filled with a large amount out of Cum they simply cannot take anymore, '

she was such cumfludge after last night's orgy.'

CUMFLUDGE by Mr marvellous February 25, 2018