mouch 

When a man sits/lays on a couch so long, he in turn becomes one with the couch.

Mike and Rob played halo from 5AM when I left for work till 5PM when I returned. Those two mouches need help.

mouch by Two tone cock January 12, 2008

mouch 

When your lazy friend/roommate stays on the couch and plays Halo so much, he becomes one with the couch.

Rob and Mike were on the couch when I left for work at 5AM, and when I returned at 5PM. Those 2 mo's are turning into a couple of huge mouches.

mouch by Two tone cock January 11, 2008

Mouch 

Noun: Mattress Couch

Adj: Use your imagination!

You greasy little mouch.

Mouch by Mouchy June 19, 2010

Mouch 

Half man, half couch. A person who spends a large portion of their day sleeping and/or watching tv. Often, as a result, their physique will start to become round and cushiony.

Matt is such a mouch. He spent all weekend watching the WWE Network and 90 Day Fiancé. He squints at moonlight.

Mouch by Good Looking Patton Oswalt September 7, 2019

Mouch 

Half man half couch

James sat on his couch so long he became one with it.

So he turned into Mouch?

Mouch by SaraDeLaraFucksAlot July 16, 2022

mouch 

When you dress a woman in colliflowers, then you play the rusty trumpet.

Eddie mouched a hooker from vegas.

mouch by Jeff Overbo February 16, 2008

Mouch 

A word used to emphasize or describe any given person, place or thing. Often used as a metaphor.

Let's get the mouch out of here.

Here comes the Mouch just mouching around.

He is so mouch, just a solid dude.

What a mouch, can't believe he did that?

I can't wait until we get to the mouch party!

Get your mouch on! 😉

Mouch by Red haired Castro May 29, 2016