The Gerk 

1. an abbreviation for the Gerkin Syndrome

2. unfortunately endowed

3. a minuscule penis

Damn! That boy's got The Gerk!

The Gerk by Mode & Burl July 7, 2010

jerk the gerk 

see jack off masterbate

at camp we had 12 guys and one porn mag, so many people jerked their gerks to that one mag!!!

jerk the gerk by scenster September 25, 2004

jerkin the gerkin 

Beating off, paddling the pud, spanking the monkey, rubbing the meat.

jerkin the gerkin by matt October 28, 2003

jerking the gerkin

To masturbate, or jerk off

Oh, sweet ass it looks like I'm jerking the gerkin.

jerking the gerkin by Benny Issy April 28, 2006

jerkin the gerkin 

choking the chicken beating off smackin and Wackin

(use females' hand when availble), put lube on hand and and stroke cock

jerkin the gerkin by Braveheart January 9, 2004

shirkin' the gerkin 

Literally, masterbation (male). As in penis = gerkin pickle. Figuratively, not doing anything constructive. Wasting time, either by your own volition, or by another's. Spending time doing something unworthwhile, or incorrectly.

"You were supposed to be working on the new project, but nothing has been done! What have you been doing the last three hours?"

"Shirkin' my gerkin."

or


"So I'm waiting for Shelly to finish getting dressed so we can go out, and I end up sitting in the living room with her parents, just shirkin' the gerkin for a whole hour!"

shirkin' the gerkin by the Pope March 17, 2005

jerkin' the gerkin'

vigorously masturbate

i jerk the gerkin' everyday

jerkin' the gerkin' by big al December 10, 2003