meer kat

A nosey busy body at work who likes to check out all the action in the office, his head pops up everytime summik happens.

Hey peeps, look it's Karadia being a Meer Kat again.

meer kat by Bhuju April 2, 2008

meer-kattin 

a very incovenient situation where your out and about with no public toilets anywhere and your in desperate need of a poo with no where to go. similar to turtle heading. except instead of the turtle head popping out. this is a meer-kat popping out.

2 people walking down the road together and suddenly..

person 1> ooo oooo i really need a poo!
person 2> well theres no toilets.
person 1> we'll have to find one i'm meer-kattin here, quick lets go!!

meer-kattin by tre29 January 11, 2008

Meerkat toe

Meerkat toe is the part of particularly large woman’s gunt where the flab folds join to the belly button

Caw look at that gert whale over there, she’s got a lovely meerkat toe

Meerkat toe by Alantitmangle April 13, 2020

Meerkat Wank

Similar to a danger wank in that the process involves masterbating while fully aware of the very real danger of being caught out, either by a parent, family member, work colleague, etc. The difference is that with a Meerkat Wank you are standing up whilst having a danger wank, and so are straining your head and neck whilst listening and looking out for anyone who might catch you in the act. Looking like a meerkat standing sentry on it's rear legs as you do so.

I was that worried getting caught by my wife stroking one out the other night I ended up having a full on meerkat wank.

Meerkat Wank by G_inthehouse March 18, 2009

Papa Meerkat

Those who quickly sit upwards randomly during a sleeping session. They look around like a meerkat and then shortly after confirming their environment is safe, they resume sleeping.

"Stop eating pasta and go the fuck to bed Jayson, and i swear to god you better not Papa Meerkat tonight!"
Also,
"Why the fuck is Jayson looking around, its 3 am!", "don't worry bro it's just papa meerkat.. he's more scared of us then we are of him".

Papa Meerkat by Ceaser69 July 21, 2012

Meerkat Nipples

When it's either cold or one is sexually aroused, their nipples stand up like a meerkat.

When my Twitter Crush slides into my direct messages, I get the Meerkat Nipples.

Meerkat Nipples by Anniethenanny August 2, 2017

Meerkating 

When one looks around looking for danger

Hey you see that guy looking around randomly? Yeah hes meerkating

Meerkating by ThanosDemandsYourSilence April 23, 2019