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petaphile 

1.Somebody who has sex with animals because they cannot attract any humans, or they are attracted to animals

2.Pedophile from the PETA
1.
Person: I cant believe youre a petaphile
Petaphile: IDK what you are talking about, dogs are fucking hot!
Person: What the fuck...

2.
Person 1: Did you hear about the PETA member who was found to have trapped children in animal cages for his own sick pleasure?
Person 2: Yeah. I know about that.
Person 1: What a sicko...
Person 2: Dont call me a sicko just cause I have sex with children.
Person 1: I wonder why the PETA didnt do anything about their members problem... wait, WHAT!?
petaphile by monkeylx1 January 15, 2008

Petaphile 

When you take a sexual interest in underage vegetarians or animal rights activists.
Ian Watkins: Hey man, I really want to have sex with that 12 year old. Her supple underage body looks damn fine in that PETA shirt.
Other Band Member: Dude, you're such a fucking Petaphile.
Petaphile by wensacalacas March 5, 2014

PETAphile 

A member or supporter of people for the ethical treatment of animals (PETA) who loves animals in the same way pedophiles love children.
Gosh Nicole, you're sister Eve is such a PETAphile, i saw her looking up naughty things on the internet.
PETAphile by maxeypad09 January 17, 2009

PETAphile 

one who enjoys sexual activity with animals
Since I am a registered PETAphile, I'm not allowed within 200 feet of a Petco.
PETAphile by Wonka Balls June 23, 2010

petaphile 

petaphile: someone so caught up in his own egomaniacle conception of the world that he is compelled to spew vomit and blood on a strangers clothes to show his contempt for anybody's thought but hisown.
That uptard petahpile's got a shitmitt load of gall puking on that virgina.
petaphile by sowhatsinaname June 30, 2004

petaphile 

a person who gets anything kept on file about them petted.

someone that has alot of information on file kept about them, like issues, trama, disorder, health condition, criminal past. Their files get pet by someone, because they want to pet the petaphile to shus him/her up, and stop them from being an ass.

Kindof feel bad like they were forced to be unfortunate.
Bab is such a petaphile. Look he has so much medicine. They are obviously petting his files up as he is so sad.
petaphile by europopian August 23, 2009