Pwins 

Personality Twins, if you and a friend say something at the same time or do the same thing scream "PWINS"

person 1: "i love cheese!"
person 2: *simultaneously* "i love cheese!"
both person 1 and person 2 simultaneously: "PWINS"

Pwins by moonegg May 27, 2016

Shit Pains 

Usually an unexpected precursor signal from your stomach to your sphincter informing your hole that you are about to release a Hendren ( A giant turd )

Tony suddenly doubled over in discomfort while sitting in the back seat. He was suffering from Shit Pains and needed to drop loaf ASAP.

Shit Pains by will bitten March 6, 2017

droppin pins 

"Checking in" on facebook from your smart phone. It "drops a pin" on the timeline map, showing where you are. Some people try to "drop as many pins" as possible over the weekend, so others think they have a really active social life.

Maria: I can't wait to go on vacation to New Orleans next week.

Tammy: Me neither! I'll be droppin pins all over the Gulf shore!

droppin pins by Vitamin Tee November 10, 2012

painsomnia 

Lack of sleep or inability to obtain sufficient sleep due to physical suffering or distress, especially when chronic.

These killer headaches are causing me to have serious painsomnia; I haven't slept well in days.

painsomnia by danathepaina May 4, 2011

Himalayan Pinstripe 

When having vaginal sex in the doggy style position, the guy inserts his index finger into her asshole, removing a globule of shit. When she turs around to ask what the fuck he thinks he is doing, he attempts to paint a line from the closest side of her face down the length of her body. Extra points if he makes it to her ankle before she presses charges.

Bro 1: Dude, you and Krista are still down for that 5fdp show Friday, right?

Bro 2: Nah. I gave her the old Himalayan Pinstripe the other day, so we are done, I am broke from posting bail, and the judge said I couldn't leave the county...

Himalayan Pinstripe by Mjolnir12982 June 15, 2016

Pinslop 

A short and stout man who will say anything to appear like a better person. Claims to accept all opinions but will make anyone bearing a differing opinion feel like complete shit. Also possesses extremely unfavorable and bland interests such as baseball and weed addiction.

The new history professor is a total Pinslop. He gave my paper a lower grade just because I said the bombing of Hiroshima was a good thing.

Pinslop by Weegee.exe July 19, 2021

miniature pinscher 

A breed of dog classified under the toy category in the AKC. They are so macho acting, they've been nick named the King of Toys. Generally around 10 to 11 inches tall and 10lbs. Also called the 'Min Pin', they think they rule the roost, love bossing everyone (whether human or animal) around, and doesn't much care being handled by clumsy children.

Troy: Wow, your dog looks like a little Doberman!
Cecil: He's a Miniature Pinscher, they were around 100 years before the Doberman.

miniature pinscher by Dixon's Mama December 6, 2013