Shitzel 

a poor or below average schnitzel

"Waiter, I ordered a Schnitzel, but instead you have brought me a Shitzel"

Shitzel by lozmoz January 5, 2009

shitzel 

A weird little convoluted turd. Very hard to accomplish.

Hey, look kids! I plopped a shitzel!

shitzel by Hugh G Rection September 19, 2003

shitzel 

1.the wanna-be version of shit in Swedish.

2.my interpretation of shit in the Swedish language.

Shitzel!

Oh shitzel!

You smell like you're covered in shitzel!

shitzel by shatilmore July 18, 2007

Shitzel 

When you poop and pee on your own poop

Hey josh I just took a shit and pissed on it, bro you just Shitzelled

Shitzel by JackBlack/TrickyTrav July 10, 2019

fo shitzel my schnitzel 

But of course, my friend of Pan-Germanic descendancy.

German Man: Das ist gut!
American Man: Fo' shitzel my schnitzel!

fo shitzel my schnitzel by GefallenGoethe October 16, 2003

Weiner shitzel 

1. (v.) When a male engages in anal sex and the person being penetrated defecates on the male's penis
2. (n.) The feces on a male's penis when a male engages in anal sex and the person being penetrated defecates on the male's penis

1. You fucking weiner shitzeled on my dick!
2. Look at all that weiner shitzel

Weiner shitzel by Rehehehehe May 13, 2023

Wiener Shitzel

A guy who gets shit on his dick after anal.

“She wiener SHITzeled me bro”
“I’m never doing anal again, got wiener SHITzeled last time”

Wiener Shitzel by DudLee March 22, 2026