Clit Job

The female equivalent of a blow job, where a woman's clitoris is sucked into her lover's mouth, creating a vacuum that engorges it with blood. This may include back and forth motion, as well as action from the tongue.

Johnny slowly sucked Lisa's clit into his mouth, giving her a Clit Job that caused her to experience a shattering orgasm.

Clit Job by sunnydave January 16, 2011

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ClitJob

Getting a blowjob with a condom on. The term was derived from a legend,when one retarded mother fucker got a blowjob with a condom on and was very proud.

Betty wanted to give a blow job to nick but was afraid that she would get STDs, so she put a condom on him. "so now its a clitjob?"

ClitJob by Shisnoking October 17, 2011

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clitjob

Fellatio on a female.

I never orgasm through penetration, only when he gives me a clitjob.

clitjob by MKgetsweird April 20, 2010

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clitjob

using the clitoris to wrap around stroke the penis, different from missionary as the penis doesn't enter the vagina but just be rubbed off by the clit

Himmler: The fuck is the point of a clitjob???

clitjob by hugedickrandy August 17, 2025

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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