Heebe 

Short for Hebephrenia a sub-type of schizophrenia which symptoms include immature and childish emotional responses.

C'mon Heidi.....Stop being such a heebe!

Heebe by castleromeo September 13, 2019

heebe geebees 

something that gives a person a sense of dred and fear, also means it freakes the fuck out of a person

Ugly disgusting hairy insects give jojo and steve the heebe geebees.

heebe geebees by heebe geebees November 21, 2005

heebe geebees 

Heebe gebees are symptomatic of RLS or Restless Legs Syndrome where any part of the legs may be affected by the sensation of ants crawling up and down under the skin and making it impossible to sit or lie still. With heebe geebees you can't remain still, so intense is the irritation. About 9% of the population has heebe geebees and there is no cure for this affliction at present. Although you may get an attack of heebee geebees during the daytime the affliction generally asserts itself at night when you go to bed.

I tossed and turned all night with heebe geebees.

I sat in a bath of cold water to quell the heebe geebees.

So bad were my heebe geebees I had to walk round the garden, but even then they only went away at dawn when I got some much needed sleep.

heebe geebees by John Trueman December 28, 2005

heebe jeebes 

Any gross, possibly infectious disease someone may have that i don't wanna get

I was about to nail this girl last night but when i pulled her panties off i could see that she had the heebe jeebes

heebe jeebes by jiujitsujack August 8, 2009

Heebie Jeebies 

heebie-jeebies is a condition of extreme nervousness caused by fear, worry, strain, etc.; the jitters; the willies (usually preceded by something of the following):

1. Being alone in the dark gives me the heebie-jeebies.
2 The speech therapist said she got the heebie-jeebies.
3 How can you have the heebie-jeebies for Mr. Boggles-worth? Look at him.
4 A ghost touched me in my sleep and I got the rite heebie-jeebies.
5 Don't start talking about aunt Doreen - she gives me such the heebie-jeebies.
6 I don't mind most insects, but spiders really give me the heebie-jeebies.
7 Seeing a spider, even on the TV, always gives me the heebie-jeebies.
8 For a code-quality addict like myself, this combination drastically reduces the heebie-jeebies and allows me to get to what I like doing best: writing bullet-proof software.

Origin

Said to be in the 1920's

heebie jeebies could be defined in the following sentance:

"it takes a lot more than a measly poltergeist to give me the heebie-jeebies"

Heebie Jeebies by CannabisKings January 17, 2020

mitch hedberg 

A man who brought great humor into the world until he died early 2005. It was a great loss. He has produced some excellent CDs, and I very much suggest that you go and buy them.
All the previous entries on this page are correct, unless someone dissed him.

(I would put a quote here, if i could be bothered. I can, and so I will.)

"My lucky number is four billion. That doesn't come in real handy when you're gambling. 'Come on, four billion! Fuck. Seven. I need more dice.'"

and

"I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit."

And who could forget...

"On a traffic light yellow means yield, and green means go. On a banana, it's just the opposite, yellow means go ahead, green means stop, and red means, where the fuck did you get that banana at?"

mitch hedberg by Twalger April 29, 2005

HeBear 

The cutest, silliest mother fucker you'll ever meet. He has really pretty eyes, but prettier body hair.

Person 1: Hey, did you see HeBear yesterday?
Person 2: Yeah I did. He's such a nice guy.
Person 1: Yeah I know. I would totally suck his dick even if it were homo.

HeBear by 5southpeeps February 22, 2011