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chode load 

A load of sperm from a person with a chode finishing after having sex or jerking off
That kid mike lindsey gave off a huge chode load to that fat chick last night.

chodeloaf 

A man whose penis is as long as it is wide. Like a fresh warm loaf of bread.
Baloneychub
Jeff that's a gross looking chodeloaf. his young girlfriend explains.
chodeloaf by gregdmoney January 26, 2009

Chodeloader

an AOL chode who wants you to use AOL
these stupid chodeloaders kept trying to download AOL on my computer
Chodeloader by briyon May 21, 2008

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026