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Tallywhacker 

a cock, strudel, penis, shaft, meat and two veg, etc a description of the appendage between a males legs
"hey sweety, you wanna see my tallywhacker?"

"princess, how good would a mouthful of tallywhacker be?"

"bend over! here comes the tallywhacker"
Tallywhacker by tania January 26, 2004

Tallywhacker 

A Tallywhacker is a stick that is used to keep score. (originally) and yes, a vernacularism for dong.
Tallywhacker by cyphercube November 6, 2003

Tallywhacker 

part of the male genitalia, as used for whacking tallies
I'm just off to the little boys room to show my tallywhacker the toilet.
Tallywhacker by robbo December 7, 2003

Tallywhacker 

A stick used to count bunches of bananas as they were loaded on banana boats. The workers were paid by the bunch.
Come Mr. Talley Man and Tally Me Banana.
Tallywhacker by Charles January 4, 2005

Tallywhacker 

archaic term (southern U.S.)meaning "penis"

Tallywhacker 

An informal word for penis, mostly used to make fun of the size.
Yo, James! Going inside the stall 'cuz your tallywhacker's too small?
Tallywhacker by mikgriffen January 19, 2021