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The term stooch defines someone who is an epic fail. Someone who is just a waste of space and air. Close but a little bit worse then your average idiot and just past a drongo.
You're a fucking stooch

You're standing over there like a stooch

Look at that stooch

Look at this fucking stooch

Where you going ya stooch

Jesus christ you fucking stooch

(The word usually goes better after the word fucking)
Stooch by DamAAG September 9, 2013
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The Omniword. Can mean anything in any context.
Did you hear the Stooch (Tea)?

STOOCH (damn)!

That guy is a Stooch.
Stooch by Echonian September 20, 2018
endurance, the strength to gut it out

Used to be a common word, I thought, when we were in New York City. But these days I can't find a soul (even on the Internet) who knows it....
It took her six years and I didn't think she had the stooch to finish - but she finally graduated from law school.
stooch by Gorgeous George June 22, 2004
the meaning of cooch.. but a stinky one......
dam dem street walkers got some stooch
stooch by stoochy wally March 1, 2009
A well traveled vagina
I cant believe she shot ping pong balls out her stooch!
Stooch by Floyd33Guy July 22, 2018
the combination of two words stanky and hooch respectively, to form one word describing unkempt Midwestern women
Hey Erik, how 'bout we head to Eureka, MO to check out the local stooch?
stooch by daassgrabba January 22, 2004