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A crevice in the body. (or valley if you will)
Oh i'd like to see her cleft!
Cleft by Barry Neilson January 21, 2004
Used in biology and engineering to describe a divide, it is also a vernacular expression describing lady parts. See wedge and flange, among other carpentry terms. Popularised by the character Jeff in the BBC TV Series "Coupling"
You don't understand a word I'm saying do you? I've always wanted to do this.... Gusset. Breasts, thighs, cleft
cleft by Dijital-JB November 1, 2005
An insult to someone displaying low I.Q/smartness. Also an example to insult someone who's showing a lack of engagement with their friends
- How could you think Muslim was a language, you absolute cleft
-You're not drinking again, mate. You absolute cleft !
cleft by toby palmer February 15, 2019
“Ben you fucking cleft”, Billy exclaimed as Ben smeared his orange shit on Billy’s bedroom walls
Cleft by paedophilic man child October 11, 2019
The Cresent Shaped Thumb, fore-finger and middle finger motion used in bedroom foreplay.
I clefted that silly Bindt / Raise the cleft signal to the sky Zelmen
Cleft by BruceGmarquesII September 16, 2010
You really are a cleft arent you
CLEFT by Chinese chicken lover December 24, 2018