collander

1 - A Martian mile adjusted for gravity
2 - A highly specialized precision instrument designed to laser engrave all the silicon chips found in Silicon Valley.
3 - To hit with force

1 - I jogged 3 collanders today
2 - The collander 2000 can also be used in personal grooming
3 - He swung the club and collandered the hell out of him

collander by collander February 3, 2010

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Collateral Beauty

The beauty to be found in the midst of devastation or despair. The result of a methodical and intentional approach to difficult and typically life-altering situations that yields beautiful, positive and meaningful outcomes for an intended target (the person who is experiencing misfortune).

In Palliative Medicine, we’re really adept at helping people find the collateral beauty in otherwise sorrowful situations.

Collateral Beauty by NurseNikFrank1908 May 22, 2023

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World Hollander Day

A day, November 1st, that Tom Holland fans (Hollanders) created. This day was created to celebrate the Hollander fandom, how all Hollanders are connected through their idol (Tom Holland), and to celebrate their idol in general. Usually this occasion is celebrated through edits, pictures, and posts that fan accounts will put on there account.

“Are you excited for world Hollander day?”

World Hollander Day by kyrag November 5, 2019