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Penisdar 

A person's ability to calculate a male's penis size based on achievements, attitude and swagger.
- "Did you see the Dylan Sprouse nudes?"
- "Yeah man! I expected more. My penisdar was telling me atleast 6 inches but I was off!"
Penisdar by Key Meioh December 15, 2013

penisary contact 

The act of making contact with the penis. Most likely revering to sexual intercourse.

First used by Tony Soprano in a session with Dr. Melfi.
Tony: So you're telling me it's possible that the two of dem never made uh penisary contact?

Dr. Melfi: I think your inquiring about something that I have no personal knowledge of.
penisary contact by Geoff Ross March 2, 2009

Penisfart 

1: An expulsion of air released by the penis.
2: A reference to someone that will never make it in the real world, or is too much of a pussy to get shit done. This originates from the fact that "penisfarts" never happen.
Tice: Yo whats up with Morgan? He's been failing all his tests and he never goes out anymore.
Dylan: Yeah I heard he's been a real penisfart recently. He needs to step his game up.
Tice: True, true.
Penisfart by DPollydaWeasel October 6, 2011

Penistarian 

Someone whose diet consists mainly of Penis. e.g. cock dick
Ever since she started college she has become such a Penistarian.

He joined the army? Yeah, he wanted to be a Penistarian.
Penistarian by Straadius August 1, 2009

Penisarian

one who only eats penis...
I eat 2 to 3 penises a day... making you a Penisarian
Penisarian by MrEbay & Mj October 21, 2010

penisarufius 

1.(n)merkin salesmen
2.(n)species of pubic lice that is native to Jesse McCall of Glastonbury, CT
3.(n) a duckbutter collector
1. I was shopping at Macy's and the penisarufius used high pressure tactics to sell me a merkin.
2. Bill contracted penisarufius from using Jesse's razor to shave his scrot.
3. DH is the penisarufius MVP for the 2003-2004 season.
penisarufius by The Red Baron April 26, 2004