Assbasket 

A person who is notably stupid or lacking in good judgment and reason and with complete disregard for society.

Who is this assbasket that took up 2 spots with his Hyundai.

Assbasket by Victor Stracci May 31, 2007

assbasket 

a term of endearment only used for the special people featured in our daily lives. not to be used on tramps, whores, stupid people, etc.

You duck eating assbasket!

assbasket by brighteyesgirl December 31, 2009

assbasket 

noun: using an office worker's chair seat as an "inbasket" so they can't ignore the paperwork.

Hey Clem...put the expense report on your manager's assbasket so he doesn't 86 it.

assbasket by btsmith January 12, 2006

Assbasket 

dumbass, retard, rude annoying person

*just reads and gives answer to #1*
jackson: whats number one
me: fucking assbasket its 3

Assbasket by the.trillest.one April 20, 2018

assgasket

The disposable toilet-seat tissue which prevents your ass from touching the toilet seat upon defecation.

"damn, that shit is rancid! I need an assgasket!"

assgasket by Dylan March 13, 2004

Assjacket 

Similar to the idiom, "Wear Your Heart On Your Sleeve" but instead of expressing your emotions freely, you (or someone else) show how much of an asshole you are.

Cal: Yeah, so I punched him in the face for taking the last slice of pizza.
Rudi: It was his birthday, assjacket.

Assjacket by Master Clean January 19, 2006

Ass Basket 

A person who has demonstrated his ability to be more than just an ordinary ass! A massive jerk equivalent to a basket full of asses.

Jeez that guy is a real ass basket!

Ass Basket by Renegade63x September 18, 2009