assperience
Man, that jock has an unbelievable amount of assperience. He's done it with the whole cheerleading team.
assperience by Assperience December 18, 2009
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Acperience
Acperience-
1)an intrinsic value to each person individually, that only comes to said person who finds all the true answers to/in life, religion, destiny, love, power, and balance; all while fully completing it before death.
2)..a decision so powerfully life-changing, that the person who experiences this, will have conquered their truest obstacle in life, and will have experienced the magnitude of their true potential as a human being..
3)a feeling so great that it dissolves the foundations on which a person stands as a whole, and will break down even the most fortified spaces within ones mind.. to make room for a for a new way of life and thinking.
4) the fusing together of two lovers, beyond constrains of holy matrimony, and farther than that, their hearts. A connection so powerful, that even death would not separate, tear from, or distance the two. a feeling beyond the most intricate of lovers to one another, that things like sex or bodily urges do not apply to them in the slightest.
5) becoming one with oneself, through destroying any connection to evil and fear that that person has carried.
-Christian B
1)an intrinsic value to each person individually, that only comes to said person who finds all the true answers to/in life, religion, destiny, love, power, and balance; all while fully completing it before death.
2)..a decision so powerfully life-changing, that the person who experiences this, will have conquered their truest obstacle in life, and will have experienced the magnitude of their true potential as a human being..
3)a feeling so great that it dissolves the foundations on which a person stands as a whole, and will break down even the most fortified spaces within ones mind.. to make room for a for a new way of life and thinking.
4) the fusing together of two lovers, beyond constrains of holy matrimony, and farther than that, their hearts. A connection so powerful, that even death would not separate, tear from, or distance the two. a feeling beyond the most intricate of lovers to one another, that things like sex or bodily urges do not apply to them in the slightest.
5) becoming one with oneself, through destroying any connection to evil and fear that that person has carried.
-Christian B
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Fleg
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
Skeef
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
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bullshot
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
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