quatch 

A term used to describe someone who has embarrassed themselves. Either through action or speech. An example would be one someone trips over their own feet or other acts of embarrassment.

One particular person in history who is a quatch is Christopher Columbus. He sailed to South America and thinking he was in India, he called the natives, "Indians"

Can be used as a noun verb or adjective:

quatch
quatching

Dustin: I just dropped my cell phone in the lake!
Kal: What a quatch.

James: I always trip over that one stair in my house.
Emma: You're such a quatch.

quatch by greenshirt July 19, 2012

quatch 

A huge gaping hairy filthy snatch. A pussy so gross they make people eat it on Fear Factor.

"That skank is gross - I bet she has a nasty ass quatch."

quatch by bTreezy October 20, 2006

quatch 

used by druggies, a quater of an ounce

Man, are we buyin that quatch

quatch by D-Man April 16, 2005

quatch 

A shortening of the word "sasquatch". A quatch is person that exhibits sasquatch-like characteristics. (ie. walks slow, has long arms, or may also make totally ignorant statements

Mate 1: Man, did you see Issac run into the door?
Mate 2: Yeh, what a quatch.

quatch by drewmaust April 20, 2004

Quatch 

A multi headed dildo used most commonly at slumber parties, in order to please multiple women at once

Girl 1: are you bringing the quatch tonight?
Girl 2: hell yea, there are gonna be four of us

Quatch by Dr. Dukie December 8, 2009

quatch 

Synonym for "coach".

"Issue gonna let that quatch treat you like a damn slave?"

quatch by Zor Prime November 25, 2003

quatch 

slang used for "Sasquatch" around the campus of Toronto's Ryerson University, used to describe the massive beast like creatures in around the downtown core. Can also be used as an adjective.

Yo did you see that god damn quatch , he ate the hot dog vendor

Man, i got quatched on that exam

quatch by UTPTurtle July 23, 2008