Quatch

A multi headed dildo used most commonly at slumber parties, in order to please multiple women at once

Girl 1: are you bringing the quatch tonight?
Girl 2: hell yea, there are gonna be four of us

by Dr. Dukie December 8, 2009

quatch

A term used to describe someone who has embarrassed themselves. Either through action or speech. An example would be one someone trips over their own feet or other acts of embarrassment.

One particular person in history who is a quatch is Christopher Columbus. He sailed to South America and thinking he was in India, he called the natives, "Indians"

Can be used as a noun verb or adjective:

quatch
quatching

Dustin: I just dropped my cell phone in the lake!
Kal: What a quatch.

James: I always trip over that one stair in my house.
Emma: You're such a quatch.

by greenshirt July 19, 2012

quatch

A huge gaping hairy filthy snatch. A pussy so gross they make people eat it on Fear Factor.

"That skank is gross - I bet she has a nasty ass quatch."

by bTreezy October 20, 2006

quatched

to get both drunk and high

dude, you ready to get quatched?!

by amslidale May 31, 2009

quatch

used by druggies, a quater of an ounce

Man, are we buyin that quatch

by D-Man April 16, 2005

quatch

A shortening of the word "sasquatch". A quatch is person that exhibits sasquatch-like characteristics. (ie. walks slow, has long arms, or may also make totally ignorant statements

Mate 1: Man, did you see Issac run into the door?
Mate 2: Yeh, what a quatch.

by drewmaust April 20, 2004

quatches

A horrendously ugly guy that no girl wants to associate with at bars. Unfortunately, they do not know this and still put on the moves.

This bar is filled with quatches, lets leave girls.

by studybuddy12324 January 9, 2011