billfolding

The act of sitting in a chair and nodding in and out of sleep with your upper body going up and down towards table in a bill fold like manner. This is usually caused by being extremely tired and or very high/intoxicated.

Tell your sister to move her plate of spaghetti. Her face is about to go in her food from her billfolding again. Will you please wake up and quit billfolding on the coffee table again please.

billfolding by Wylieguide July 5, 2017

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Bitfolding

See cognitive downscaling. The act of folding one's reality bit-depth into a smaller resolution. Willingly accept to process less information to declutter the mental load. Loose multitasking, the parallelization of work.

"I'm bitfolding today—no notifications, just paper and coffee."

"My brain’s been running 64-bit instructions and multitasking for far too long. Time to bitfold."

Bitfolding by jacopops May 11, 2025

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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