Squinking

A failed attempt to wink by a person who can't wink, resulting in said person squinting awkwardly.

She could wink with her left eye, but when she tried to wink with her right eye she just ended up squinking.

Squinking by KingMJ October 14, 2011

Squinking

Squinting while you're winking.

Yeah I'm squinking right now!

Squinking by Vanidie January 19, 2009

sminking 

What the doctor in "Rocky Raccoon" is in relation to gin after 8 takes.

Paul: The doctor walked in, sminking of gin- haha, sminking?

sminking by RockyandDan April 29, 2012

Sinking Ship 

A phrase used when a business is doing poorly due to lack of sales or bad management

Jim : Our store is becoming a Sinking Ship you need to kick it up a notch or I may have to replace you!
Chad : Even though I pleasure your ass with my dick I still might lose my job?
Jim : Yes I would miss our tickle time but your time may be limited with our company!
Chad : I guess it may be time for me to abandon this Sinking Ship!
Jim : I just hope your replacement has a 14 inch cock as well!
Chad : Yeah good luck with that!

Sinking Ship by SlopNChop May 18, 2017

squeaking spring symphony 

the beautiful sound of two people having sex! (on a cheap bed)

One squeaking spring symphony coming up!

squeaking spring symphony by maitredesnoobes January 6, 2005

Shrinking violet 

A person(typically female) who shys away from any sort of confrontation. Typically, this person will not stand up for themselves or anything else. Opposite of bold, brash, or confident.

Lucy was no shrinking violet, she told it like she saw it.

Shrinking violet by Crashmeek February 12, 2019

Sminking 

When a member of the Beatles is thinking of or making a new song, or thinking in general

John: sminking of... Sminking?
Everyone else: *laughs

Sminking by ♥🗺☠ December 19, 2020