assfire 

The rather unpleasant effect that happens when some particularly spicy food burns on the way out, as well as the way in.

That Kung Pao last night gave me some horrible assfire.

assfire by sparkletwist August 28, 2006

Assfire 

Diarrhea

The Taco Bell gave him assfire

Assfire by Ardvark123 January 9, 2015

assfire 

when u sleep with moizes mom and/or eat her cunt you get this within 24 hrs.

Damn that bitch I caught assfire from her skanky ass.

assfire by Anonymous September 4, 2003

ASSFIRE! 

What you shout out to warn people you're about to fart.

I GOT ASSFIRE!gents Incoming fart!

ASSFIRE! by Big Rodboski October 6, 2019

assfie 

Portmanteau created from a blend of two words, ass and selfie. It is often used by the discord mods when soliciting minors for self-taken photos of their "ass".

i have jom's assfie
:smileythink:
i have a mirror selfie of him that shows his ass in its full succulent form

assfie by cutiebear05 February 10, 2022

Assfield 

Its a womans ass that is rather large with an unmeasurable circumference and diameter, but the woman stil manages to fit in some skinny jeans

Luke:"DUUDE!! look at that girl, talk about Sexy in the skinnies!!"
Laurence: "uhh thats my next door neighbor, She's such an assfield!!"

Assfield by ToxicXRainbows February 25, 2010

Assfirmation 

When someone farts and looks around to get affirmation that others experienced the gas.

Eric farted a quality silent puff of gas and looked around for assfirmation.

Assfirmation by ERIC Jenson March 3, 2014