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shoulder raper 

(shoulder raper) one who gives unwanted massages to people. Generally a male to a female. once more, the female is generally on the more attractive side and is way out of the alleged 'raper's' league. The victim usually feels awkward but will act alright with it and simply call the rapist out when he leaves.
(hot girl is sitting down and rapist comes behind and tries to massage her shoulder's without asking. He then leaves when he has had his fix.)

onlooker of shoulder rape: wow Jane, i can't believe he just came up behind you and put his hands all over you like that!

Girl (victim) - I know right, that shoulder raper is such a creeper!
shoulder raper by funnydude10 November 11, 2009
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Shoulder Rape 

1: When someone comes up to another person and grips the "victim" 's shoulder. Can either move the hand or keep it in the same position, but the exclamation "Shoulder Rape~" must be shouted for it to be true Shoulder Rape.

2: The exclamation used when the above occurs.
1: Denton: *sneaks up on unsuspecting Kevin* *grips shoulder* "SHOULDER RAPE~"

Kevin: "Aaaargh~"
(But we all know that everyone loves Shoulder Rape ;D)

2: "Hey, shut up or I'll Shoulder Rape you!"

Shoulder Rape 

When a person inconspicuously sneeks up on you and gropes your shoulder in a sexual movement yelling "shoulder rape". much like wenis, knee and butt rape.
josh: *rapes katies shoulder"
katie: OH LAWD! you just raped my shoulder
josh: muahaha (i love shoulder rape)
Shoulder Rape by Ernie Pandolfi December 17, 2008
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026