This word was made by my girl Mangy. It's exactly like please, except it sounds funnier. It's used over text after someone says something funny, like a reaction.
Person #1: I'm too big brain I can't get through the door Person#2: PLEASHEBE
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.