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smack cracker

An inbred sheep dickin', illiterate / hillbilly-d poppin', white trash (or not) southern racist with a heroin or opiate addiction. Known for fathering several younger brothers (Leroy, Luke and Levi), and a sister named May (aka mama) in an effort to boost the working population for the family's All Natural Fertilizer business. A cracker so dumb, they stole Oxytocin instead of Oxycontin from the drug store cause they couldn't spell. A cracker so dumb, they still use manure as the "secret ingredient" for binding the Sowbelly n' Tuna Croquettes.
Luke: How many times do I have to ask you May, to sleep in my bed and keep me warm. Don't make me insist on it now.

May: You're not the only one in this family with problems.

Luke: When my brother, I mean my daddy is dead and buried, I'll be the next one in line to be gettin' with you regular like.

May: That's fine thinking Luke! You mean to tell me, "when that smack cracker brother father of our's dies for the hell he has caused this family's gene pool", you gonna be my daddy too?

Luke: Who said anything about gettin' a pool!
smack cracker by Tbird December 14, 2008
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Wrap say he smack 

The almighty phrase to win rap battles on Roblox
Airpods203040: Wrap say he smack
Crowd: Ooohhhhhhh
Noob opponent: YES
Airpods203040: *wins*

sabacommon 

Someone who has nothing at all,who is homeless. They live on the streets.
Look at that poor sabacommon in the alleyway.I feel sorry for them.
sabacommon by T.S.F November 17, 2019

Oreo Pie Smackdown 

A sexual ritual in which 3 pies are placed on the parter (each breast and face) then put Oreos inside the hole of choice. The pies are eaten to create a calorie reserve while fingering her in the hole of choice. You will then eat the Oreos out of the hole of choice before proceeding to have sex through the same hole of choice.
“Hey babe I know you’re tired but I need the Oreo Pie Smackdown

Double Dewey Smackdown 

Double Dewey Smackdown (also known as a double dewey) is when you and your friend (2 males) go on a 2 man mission to both have sexual intercourse with a pair of girls that are friends.
Xavier don’t worry where we at, we headed to a double dewey smackdown on Marisol and her friend tonight 😏

Smack the MAC

to get money from an automated teller machine; from a time period lasting from the mid-1980's to the mid-1990's when ATM machines were referred to as "Money Access Centers"
I need an extra 60 bucks for dinner tonight. I'm gonna go smack the MAC and I'll be right back.
Smack the MAC by marv3000 January 12, 2020