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doppelwhacker

N. mastubatory doppelganger / lookalike.

One who is a physical stand-in for a sexual fantasy - a lookalike that one can whack off to while maintaining a fantasy of the original. The doppelganger is an innocent victim of your chudding tempest, by the way.

That poor girl. If she only knew that you stumbled across a porn lookalike ...
I was browsing some porn on the weekend, and I came across a complete doppelwhacker for my hot guidance counselor. I squeezed one out in less than a minute.
doppelwhacker by minmi November 30, 2011
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doppelwanker

A male who impersonates a female online in order to have cyber sex with guys.
I'm exhausted cause I doppelwanked with 5 guys today. That's a doppelwanker record.
doppelwanker by IrishMolly72 November 27, 2012

doppelblacker 

Your black twin.
She's the black version of you, a doppelblacker.
doppelblacker by MICHAELANTONIO November 25, 2014

Doppelwalker 

Someone who shares the same walk as a specific other person
Did you see how he was walking? Just like Dave! He’s his doppelwalker!
Doppelwalker by Keyhole Tony June 1, 2018

doppelcracker 

Your white twin
Girl, that white chick looks just like you. She's your doppelcracker.
doppelcracker by MICHAELANTONIO November 25, 2014
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026