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assfail

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when you try to take a crap, but it wont come out, and you make odd noises that scare everyone around you.
Billy had an assfail right before his history test. Poor kid.
assfail by van ultima January 30, 2005
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AssadFamilyFun 

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A Family of. 4 people ( 2 Adults, 2 Children) with an Instagram account that are Persian.
AssadFamilyFun is the best family ever!
AssadFamilyFun by coolcats29292929 June 14, 2021
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assfail

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when your ass just stops working.
Bob had an assfail right before a very important meeting. Poor Bob.
assfail by van ultima January 27, 2005
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joybait

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excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
joybait by whatdoespseudonymevenmean October 17, 2025
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026
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fudanshi 

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Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
Word of the Day on July 5, 2026
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country mile 

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When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026
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